Bush Says 'Tsunami Aid Helps U.S. Image' without Cracking Up

Well, the US image definitely does need some help in the Muslim world, what with all those civilian casualties in Bush's War, the pointless invasion and insulting occupation of Iraq with no end in sight, US casualties climbing among a discontented soldiery that too has been lied to, under-equipped and otherwise ill-used. Yes, a bit of an image problem. About 50 more tsunamis might make a dent in what you've done to the US image, George. By the time the end of your term rolls around, when the money's all gone and there's no point for you to stay on anyway, even the folks in the red states will thank the lord for the two-term limit, 'cause maybe then their sons can come home.