Sunday, January 16, 2005

Bush Says Election Proves Majority of Americans No Smarter than He Is

"Americans effectively expressed their support for the war on Iraq by re-electing him, President George W. Bush said in an interview, calling the 2004 election an 'accountability moment' for his administration's handling of the war. [And inferring that the majority of Americans are boneheaded and incompetent.]

'I am realistic about how quickly a society that has been dominated by a tyrant can become a democracy. [And vice-versa]

'Success in Iraq will depend upon the Iraqis defeating the enemy [i. e., Iraqis],' he said.

[W]hen asked twice when US troops could be brought home from Iraq, he would not give a time frame but answered, "as quickly as possible." [I. e., when we get control of the oil (read: "NEVER")]

'American troops will be leaving as quickly as possible, but they won't be leaving until we have completed our mission,' Bush told the paper." ['Our mission.' God, he loves this stuff! Without of course going to even one of the nearly 1500 funerals of the soldiers who have died for the folly of Bush's War.]

Welcome to what Bush says you said, all you red-staters. Hope you and your military-aged children and grandchildren like having a psycho in charge of your future.

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