Monday, January 31, 2005

Funny, That Wasn't Mentioned on Faux TV....

"Wanna hear something people don't know too? These elections are not only to chose a parliament!! they are also to chose a municipality!! people will go to vote twice, two deferent ballots and two deferent boxes, in the same location and the same day, and no one knows about this!
Here is one new information for you!
Did you know that the 'ration' card of year 2005, that allows you to take sugar, flower and few other things too, which have been the main resource for Iraqi families' food since early nineties, will not be given except for those who will vote? [emphasis mine... SP]
When you go to the voting center they give you a paper that allows you to take the card from the ratio shop in your neighbor!
Freedom... democracy... yahhhhoooooo! cheer up Iraqis and live happy!
The way the elections will happen is that people will write the number of the 'list' that they want to vote for, that lists contains so many parties and people that no one knows their names, EXCEPT!:
The Shea list, which is now a religious duty to vote for, that is more important than praying and fasting, as Sistani said when he 'ordered' Shea to go vote, and I am sure he didn't mean that he wants people to vote for the communist party, do you?
And the other one that we all know is, guess who? Yes! Allawi! He, unlike all others, had the chance to declare his name since people already know him and he has all the American protection, so there is nothing to be worried about, or is there?"

Other otherwise hidden details of the Iraq vote