Instead of an Ohio Recount

Instead of an Ohio recount, they sent Bush and Kerry to a frozen lake in South Dakota to have an ice fishing contest. No one was allowed to accompany them, and they were on their honor to let the guy who caught the most fish in five days become president. On the first day they went out in different directions. Kerry came back with 10 fish. Bush caught zero.
On the second day, Kerry caught 20 fish and again George W. came back fishless. When on day three Kerry brought back 25 fish and George W. still hadn't caught even one, Dubya got worried and telephoned Dick Cheney for advice.
"He's probably cheating," suggested Dick.
"Yeah, that would explain it. What should I do?"
Cheney suggested that instead of going fishing the next day, Bush
follow Kerry to see what he was doing.
At the end of day 4, Dubya called up Cheney and told him, "you were right, Dick, the bastard is cheating."
"What's he doing?" asked Cheney.
"He's cutting holes in the ice!"