Strong Correlation Found Between Bush Voters and Brooklyn Bridge Buyers

Most Bush voters believe god created humans in present form. That includes Bush, of course, which would be a direct insult to any self-respecting deity who took pride in her creations. Thus there appears to be no apparent limit to their credulity, even as their lifestyles, jobs, pensions and healthcare disappear. Keep believing, folks. Just for four more years, enough time for the suits to clear the vaults before moving offshore.