RICE PROMISES TO BE BETTER TOOL THAN POWELL

Powell just had too much integrity. That is, more than zero. Nothing gets in the way of being a tool more than integrity does. If you got it. But even with whatever integrity he had left Powell could lie with the best of them. WMDs and all. Trouble is it bothered him; it got to him after a while. He wasn't happy remembering a time in his life when honesty rated higher than a deserter's butt. Rice doesn't have that problem. She's an ice cold expert, doesn't believe one single word she says. Better even than Torture Boy. What a toolbox for building the future of America. And when that future is finally built, America's gonna live in it? You're joking, right? She look like she's joking? Get in there and shut up. You too, Russia.