Those Who Voted for Bush Should Be Drafted to Fight in His War

"I consider myself a civilian," said Rick Howell, a major from Tuscaloosa, Ala., who said he thought he had left the Army behind in 1997 after more than a decade flying helicopters. "I've done my time. I've got a brand new baby and a wife, and I haven't touched the controls of an aircraft in seven years. I'm 47 years old. How could they be calling me? How could they even want me?"

Still think there won't be a draft? You still trust what Bushwinkle says? Step right up and sign right here.