The Naked Promiscuousness of Numbers

John Hostettler, the Congressman representing the 8th district of Indiana, has been convinced by local religious groups to introduce legislation in the House that would change the name of an Interstate 69 extension to a more moral sounding number.

"I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do."

Ever wonder how these people manage to procreate? They do it with pods. Get ready for the invasion of the body snatchers. One of them is president, and they’re taking over the country, starting right now.