Saturday, January 22, 2005

Oaf of Office

"Our President said, 'It is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of democratic movements and institutions in every nation.' Well, no, it isn't.

Our President said, 'We will widen retirement savings and health insurance.' No, he won't.

Our President said, 'America will not pretend that jailed dissidents prefer their chains.' Yes, he will.

Our President said, 'And our country must abandon all the habits of racism.' Oh, sure.

He doesn't believe a single word he's saying. And all over America, everyone knows he's lying and America is truly relieved."