Exact Replica of Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Iraq

An exact replica of U.S. Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld made a surprise Christmas Eve visit with US troops fighting Bush's War three days after the devastating attack on a military dining hall, telling soldiers he remained confident of defeating the insurgency and stabilizing Iraq, while noting that to some "it looks bleak."

He spoke with all the compassion of his 1500-plus machine signature condolence letters thus far.